Peanut Butter
Owners: Denise Fulton
It’s time for a leader who truly listens—mostly because his ears are 50% of his body weight. My name is Peanut Butter, and I am officially throwing my collar into the ring for Mayor.
While other candidates might offer you grand speeches, I offer you a "ruff" draft for a better future. Here is why I’m the right Chihuahua for the job:
• Alert & Vigilant: Nothing gets past me. Whether it’s a suspicious squirrel in Mill Race Park or a delivery driver three blocks away, I will be the first to sound the alarm on issues facing our city.
• A "Pocket-Sized" Budget: I believe in efficiency. I require very little floor space, my snacks are budget-friendly, and I’m highly portable—meaning I can attend every town hall meeting without needing a motorcade.
• Fearless Leadership: As a Chihuahua, I don't know the meaning of the word "intimidated." I am prepared to stare down any problem (or Golden Retriever) that stands in the way of our city’s progress.
• Sticking Together: Just like my namesake, I’m all about bringing people together. I promise a Columbus that is as sweet and cohesive as a fresh jar of creamy PB.
I may be small in stature, but my heart is as big as the Large Arch. Let’s stop chasing our tails and start moving forward. Vote Peanut Butter: He’s small, he’s mighty, and he’s ready to lead!